My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.
The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”
“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.
My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”
I know this girl who is very conventionally attractive and probably every 3 months or so she posts on Facebook “anyone want to cash app me $5 for my birthday?” and none of the guys have caught on yet. She be having 4 birthdays a year and these thirsty guys are like “just sent it beautiful enjoy your day” and that is hot privilege
